writing-prompt-s:

You are a nobody with a dead-end job and no remarkable achievements in life, so imagine your surprise when an omnipotent and extraordinary cosmic being comes down to Earth and proudly announces to the planet that after watching from afar for some time, the being is filled with the most fervent and gripping desire to marry you.

llaredla:

It’s that time of year

b-obbs:

thefuzzhead:

schmergo:

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

“Yeah that’s Frankie’s kid, his pop dont treat ‘im right, neither do most people round here, but he ain’t a bad kid, just in a bad sitiation”